Is it me??

Day 13

Crazy: "Nevermind I can't do a sleepover.. in CT hurt my back in a car accident last nite"

ok- so after this text, I accepted his Facebook friend request (and then immediately blocked him from being able to see anything on my page, but still kept him as a friend so I can see his page in case he gets creepier)because i had to see if he was as creepy on fb as he is to me over text... um negative there.  So here lies the question- is it me who makes men turn into mental patients????

Also, I had loose plans to hang out with a boy today, but he never actually made plans with me. Texted all day long but didn't actually make a plan. I probably could have put in a little more effort, but am so sick of doing everything for men, so I didn't and hence we didn't hang out... his loss i guess

I may need a leash....

Me being single is probably the worst idea ever... had a super fun Thursday night and was (relatively) well behaved. My relatively well behaved might be equal to some people's crazy though... that's all I'll say.  I will share that I sat down next to a guy at the bar and pretty much told him I hated him.  Then when he left he asked for my number.. and for some reason I gave it to him- haha-oops!  Then come to find out after he has a girlfriend.  I'm sure there are some good guys out there but I clearly do not know them. 

And the text messaging continues:

Day 11
Crazy: "Am I breaking u down yet"?
Crazy: "Anyone in ur group get axed?" (big layoffs that day)
Crazy: "So u just not gunna talk to me again..that's normal" (umm i haven't been talking to you for over 2 weeks)
Crazy: "Wtf"
Crazy: "Ok well ur whle situation makees more sens to me now.. oh welll..i tried..."
Me (drunk thinking his last text was him saying he would stop): "K I'm glad"
Crazy: "Y r u up"
Crazy: "Only thing I don't get is why even start to hang out if u were gunna pull this crazy $hit"
Me (being a fiesty drunk): "Cause clearly I'm a crazy biotch"
Crazy: "I never said that"
Crazy: " I mean I liked u so I'm kinda upset" (jesus aren't we over this by now- get a life!)
Me: "To be fair I pretty much told u I was a crazy biotch from the start"
Crazy: "Yeah but all girls say that"
Crazy: "I'd really like to still hang out" (OMG go away)
Me: "Why" (now I'm clearly just taunting him- my phone should be taken away when I've been drinking)Crazy:"Cuzzz I enjoy spending time w u" (you don't even know me btw)

Day 12
Crazy: "Any chance u could do me a huge favor?" ( I was soooo tempted to reply to see what he could possibly think i would do for him but didn't)
Crazy: "Cool thanks" (i totally thought he was referring to me not responding to him asking me to do him a favor, but then i checked my call log and realized that I had successfully set it up so his calls get directed right to voicemail and I don't even see that he called unless I check my missed calls. He clearly is not going to like this going forward- hahahaha)
Crazy: "Maybe sleepover for my bday Sunday?"  (ummm yeah......)